coolator:

This Southwest Airlines Flight Attendant is my new hero

(via shannibal-cannibal)

shannibal-cannibal:

A group of women who have or are expecting daughters were asked what they want their girls to know.

(Source: BuzzFeed)

"What would I give for a playboy who couldn’t keep it in his pants, and who runs through women? What I have is a son who shows no interest in them. What you do at night with your boys, after your show of skirt-chasing, is a disgrace."

(Source: surelyschurrle, via radderthanmyspace)

when it’s too much even for your own standards

(Source: titansdaughter, via everythingisantlers)

We’re with you whatever happens.

(Source: odious, via sumlittlebee)

johnstached:

"I’m not leaving the flat for anything less than a 7. Or cases involving soldiers that require me to go to a military base. These are automatically 10. Keep an eye out for those, John. God save the queen"

(via teacroft)

westindianheaux:

i was born in the right decade. the decade of the selfie and googling the answers to hard problems.

(Source: westindianlows, via trashholmes)

How Well Do Your Followers Know You?

Fill this out in my ask box! One point for every correct answer. Ten points total. I’ll reply with your total score!

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Rule 1; Always post the rules Rule 2; Answer the questions the person who tagged you asked and write 10 new ones Rule 3; tag 10 new people + link them to this post. Rule 4; Let them know you’ve tagged them.

Questions!

I was tagged by rondoswagger <3

Do it if you want to!

1. If you had an alter ego, what do you think they would be up to right now?

Probably quitting her job, drinking alcohol on week nights, and going for a run.

2. Favorite middle school throw back song?

Gay bar.

3. Ocean or mountains?

Ocean only because I hate all the bugs and insects that mountains come with. Really I just hate outside.

4. Fictional character you are most in love with?

Honestly Sherlock Holmes or Tony Stark. I need to be in a relationship with someone crazier than me who will keep me on my toes. Either would fit the bill.

5. What would you do if you knew you could not fail?

Go to Hollywood and become a producer. No question.

6. Favorite drink?

Tea of many varieties. Also woodchuck fall flavor. Mmmm.

7. If you could have any pet, real or mythical, what would it be?

I already have a cat so I think I’d get a dragon.

8. Last movie/tv show/song that made you cry?

Sherlock. Damn you sign of three.

9. What do we say about coincidence?

THE UNIVERSE IS RARELY SO LAZY.

10. How are you

Pretty awful actually, how are you?

New questions!

1. Describe your favorite pajamas.
2. If you could murder one person with no repercussions, would you do it?
3. Tell me about your favorite high school subject.
4. If you could live anywhere doing your dream job, where would you be and what would you be doing?
5. What’s something you want to learn?
6. What are your top three baby names for girls and boys?
7. Spring or fall?
8. If the world was ending tomorrow what would you do?
9. The game is…
10. Top five movies/tv shows/ or books.

things Sherlock normally doesn’t do but did for John [x]

(Source: darlingbenny, via rageofthenerd)

calmility:

the fastest word i can type is motherlode

(via rageofthenerd)

touch /təCH/
verb: to lay hands upon with intent to heal.

(Source: sherlockbbcgifs, via teacroft)